friend or not?

i have a friend. have as in present tense.
well, i don't know if the sentence will be HAD in anytime soon.
well, this friend of mine.
i kinda have A LOT  of issues of him.
i'm like, so disturbed bout how he acts and all.
well, being in a well thought family,
i can't really stand someone oh so barbaric.
HIM
he, eats like a.. umm, whore dosen't suits the word because eating like a whore is a our fav joke to loo szen.
he eats, barbaricly. eating a lot. i don't freaking care.
eating too fast? that is just. wayyyyy ughhh for me.
that's one reason for you.
2nd. no matter what happened in the past. parents are family no matter what.
you being so uh insensitve bout ur dad.
wanting him out of your life. that kinda sadistic.
i don't like how you see things with your family.
sometimes. we don't bring you with us, due to financial status.
we were being thoughtful you know.
because, see, if we took you out every single effing day.
wouldn't you be broke?
i know that we seem to have a financial status coz we saved up.
i don't know how isit with you.
but, we dint want to ruin the mood with you don't want to join it due to lack of finance.
sorry. but. we just wanted to go crazy!
and you. if someone gives you the silent treatment.
DONT EVER TRY TO PUSH UR LUCK!!